I’m looking for passion, playfulness. Good fashion sense. Someone who will tell me if my conditioner is letting me down. Being a super villain is a 24/7 kind of gig. She needs to get that. I can’t be all “ohh, let’s cuddle and watch a movie.” Maybe. Sometimes. Yeah. But more likely it’s gonna be a bit of curry, maybe some patricide, maybe we roast a few Ewoks. Do we share the same interests? That’s what’s I’m saying.
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Margaret Finnegan is a blogger, novelist, and frequent contributor to The Rose City Sisters.
Is this a craigslist social site posting?
“someone who will tell me if my conditioner is letting me down.” haha, love it!
Except for the patricide and Ewok roasting, you just described your mom.
Brilliant idea to use a personal ad as the framework. Great story.
I agree with Miko. Brilliant idea to go with the personal ad. Fun piece!
Peter hooted!
Love it! How I would love to see your 50 Shades piece from camp…of course, I can’t read anything of your without hearing you read it aloud in my head. Which makes it even more wonderful!
I suspect the curry is very spicyand so good.
They say we’re doomed to marry one of our parents.
He needs a minion.
Thanks, all. I look forward to reading all the micro fiction this month.