Who says online dating doesn’t work? I’ve met the man of my dreams.
Just now the florist brought me a huge bouquet of red roses. The card reads, “Happy Anniversary. All my love, Jeff.”
The sentimental sweetheart—it’s been one month exactly since our first date.
Then the doorbell rings—the florist again, really flustered.
“I’m sorry. My idiot helper mixed up the delivery slips.”
He hands me six yellow roses.
The card: “Happy Birthday. XXOO Jeff.”
Another mix-up!
Wait: I use a fake birthday online—for security.
Hah! I’m not the only liar in town.
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Bonnie Schroeder is the author of the novel Mending Dreams.
Oooh, wicked! She took it a lot better than I would have.
Loved it!
Ooh! Jeff needs a kick in the pants! Good one. 🙂
I don’t get this one. Is Jeff 2 timing you? If so, were you expecting something else when it comes to on line dating?
Liar!!!!
Ooh, busted!
Never order romantic flower deliveries in bulk! 🙂 Nice one
Oh, the cad!
Hahahaha, who was it that said, “Love is a lie”?
Thanks, everyone! Hope you got a laugh or two from this.
Thanks, everyone! Hope you got a laugh or two from this.
Ha! Nice!
Perfect encapsulation of the online experience! I enjoyed it!
Oh I think it is sad.
This why it’s good to happily married.
Haha! Great fun